Monday, September 28, 2015

Portishead, Zero 7, and Massive Attack are actually literally the same band




Years of experience have led me to the conclusion that a YouTube spree is the best way to avoid being constructive. On one of those (twice-weekly) benders last night, I found myself watching a video of Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood playing a Portishead song called The Rip. For some reason, it induced instant déjà vu; something about the song makes it seem so familiar in an otherworldly way (not a generic one). Or maybe I’d just heard it before — can’t really be sure. (Also, it seems I’ve abused the Radiohead family tree on YouTube so much that the only new joy to be derived comes from covers.)

But that’s not the point of the revival of this fantastic (if slightly pitiful) blog. As I moved on to the original Portishead version of the song (that’s how YouTube trails generally work), a mini-epiphany dawned on me: Portishead, Massive Attack and Zero 7 are literally the same band. I’m sure enough people have thought it from time to time — I have too, in the past — but this particular time came with a shuddering sense of finality and clarity.

They all belong to the same-ish movement of cool, underground trip-hop from Britain that made it big on a mainstream level. Collectively, or if counted as one, they have to be the most covered band in the world (after Daft Punk’s Lucky). (if I hear one more cover of Teardrop, I swear to god…)

Anyway, there are the musical similarities, the vocal delivery, the absence of any happy, major notes whatsoever (Massive Attack do sneak in a couple out of every ten thousand lonely, minor notes though), the restrained, gun-to-their-heads performance style (again, MA have more whimsy and energy, but that just fuels the idea that they’re basically Portishead/Zero 7 after a couple of beers), the tempo and the experimentation with sound.

And then there are the faces. I’m no racist, but it’s common fact that all British people look alike. In this case, the resemblances are uncanny.

It’s just some massive elaborate performance piece.

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